Muskeg

I can't get my computer to work. I can't find my keys. Where is the dog at? Why won't the water stop? My head hurts. My back hurts. Do I have skin cancer? Where are my keys? Why does it smell funny? Where is that dog? I can't figure out my new coffee machine. Espresso or latte? What's a latte anyway? Today or tomorrow? December 5th or 6th? Regular or decaf. My head hurts worse. Do I have an ulcer? I need a haircut. I need some new pants. I want a new girlfriend. A new car would be nice. How will I pay my rent this month? I can't find a job. I still can't find my keys. Who am I? Where am I from? I hate my job. I don't have a job. What the hell is muskeg? Where the hell am I going? What do I believe? What do I need? What do I want? Regular or decaf.